Let’s keep Friday 13th July sacrosanct as Welcome Trump Day.

All sorts of dirty tricks will be employed in order to minimise and hide the British people’s despising of this freak of nature.

By having him here on a working day, they hope to reduce the attendance at demonstrations.

He can be expected to land in Airforce 1 at Heathrow, or a heavily guarded American Airforce base, from where he will travel by helicopter to Chequers for a love-in with Theresa May and a select group of her cronies.

Will he meet the Queen? Well, if taken by car to Buck Pal, he risks seeing the warm welcome we have in store. As an alternative, the Queen might have to suffer the indignity of the mountain going to Mohammed, she being ferried for a rare visit to Chequers.

Is a summit meeting with the North Korean leader on or off?  trump will not himself know until his fevered brain hits upon a decision.

His mad henchman, John Boulton is suffering withdrawal symptoms, not having had a decent war since Iraq.

If the de-nuclearisation of the Korean peninsula comes about, will the so excitable Nobel Prize Committee award Trump the Peace Prize? If it could give the 1973 Prize to Henry Kissinger for first promoting the Vietnam war and then persuading Nixon to end it, they could give it to Trump for reducing North Korea’s nuclear potential while simultaneously ramping up US military spending to exceed that of the combined total of the next 12 big-spending countries, for making the military more than half of the federal budget (compared to Britain’s 6 per cent), for committing  to renew all nuclear weapons and consequently raising the US national debt to $20 trillion, 96 per cent of GDP, compared to Britain’s national debt of 3 per cent of GDP, for bombing Syria, for helping the Saudis to turn Yemen into another hell-hole, but not killing more civilians than necessary, for kyboshing the de-nuclearisation deal with Iran and for fomenting further war in the middle East, between Israel and Iran.

It was bad enough under Obama and Trump has confirmed the position of the United States as the most dangerous country on earth. trump is the bringer of death.