Ill-mannered owners walk their mutts anywhere and everywhere. Dogs were once strictly banned from food shops, but nowadays they are walked into shops, cafes, pubs and restaurants regardless.
I have just seen a poster advertising Bromley picture house, “the dog-friendly cinema”. “Bring your dog to our screenings”. Ridiculous.
What happens, I wonder, if the mutt starts yapping during a film.
I am looking forward to an advert for the dog-friendly undertaker.
“Take your best friend with you. We’ll arrange the double funeral.”
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